Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Sex Failure

I am trying to write a poem that discusses sex. Here are the reasons I can't:

People in my workshop group:
- Girl #1 who speaks too loudly and has constantly surprised eyebrows
- Girl #2 who does not speak
- Girl #3 who has thus far only written poems about a) secrets she has regarding boys or b) flowers or c) singing or d) memories about singing with flowers in her hands
- Boy #1 who is an Economics major and wears ties to class and makes me incredibly uncomfortable because when I wrote that poem about cowboys and used the phrase "bosoms," he called me out on and said he loved bosoms
- Boy #2 who is a pitcher for our baseball team and probably the most normal

I just can't do it. I cannot talk about sex with these people! a;dflkj;sdafk

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